S2B4 - Hitman (2007)

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This movie sucks. This movie is sucks. This movie sucks. See, Frosty thought that since this wasn't the 2017 Hitman movie that got heavily memed on for being bad, it might just be a slightly average bad adaptation that we could all have a little chortle at. No, it just sucks. Not only does it suck, it's all transphobic. Incredible. I certainly did not have that on my bingo card, nor did I have the apparent land border between Turkey and Russia. This movie must be so advanced Turkish propaganda that it's even pretending Armenia isn't real.

I am truly sorry for my crimes against humanity here.

In other news, we will be addressing some changes in a few episodes on the Podcast, but I want to make a special note here that Stargate Oversight stands with the SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes happening right now. Workers deserve to be treated and compensated fairly and if they lose, movies are going to get a whole lot fucking worse.

 

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