Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
S3E4: Learning Curve
Hellloo San Franciso we here at Orban incorperated are pleased to bring you the newest hit brain cyberwear. We've gone beyond the Neural-link, beyond the CyberDeck and beyond even the most advanced wetware you can get in Night City.
That's right investors, we give you Nanomachines. They're not just for Christmas, these are for life or *mumbles* until Ego Death. With these new nanites you to can learn eveything and be smart without all that pesky time at a liberal university where you might become *gaps* gay, transgender or worst of all. A communist.
Instead just take these new nanite pills and learn all the knowledge contained within.
How do we do this, it's simple. Many of you already have blood boys, whom you are using to remain young. Simply use them as a brain boy as a child before using our patented Ice cream scooping method to remove the brain, turn in into it's drinkable from and gain their knowledge.
This project won Multiple Silicon valley awards and gained Billions of investment dollars before being revealed to be a scam.,
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Featuring:
The Ice Queen herself Arcticia Frost
https://www.twitch.tv/hopefrayorl
and Ryan
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