Stargate Oversight

S3E20 - 404 Crystal Skull Not Found

If you thought we've spent episodes just riffing before we actually talk about an episode, this is the one where in fact just riffed. Nothing happens in Crystal Skull. Really nothing. It has some interesting ideas and on paper, I could see this being a fun one that could set up Daniel's grandfather as an interesting character who could be a cool new minor character we see aaand...Mr. Not Appearing Again strikes again. Daniel is a ghost and is trying to sell us all bad vodka made by a weird crank who once hunted ghosts on a mission from God to play blues music or something.Yeah this is one where we're sorting of just doing therapy about how the UK is going through it right now. If you don't want to hear all that, feel free to give this one a miss. We've got the finale coming up after this that should be a regular return to form on this show and I (Sierra) have it on good authority that it's going to be pretty good, plus Season 4 will be a return to good television after the drought that this season mostly has been.We're really professsional here, as we stand on the Honkplatz.
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S3E19 - Maternal Instinct

Sorry about the Upload issues as of late. Hope is dead from the heat, Frost has jetlag
 
Join Me. Mr Chapo! (Dr Jackson) in the New Zealand, Japanese buddhist monastery on this scenic Matt Painting. In this peacful location Old Jaffa can relax and die, You can hide a child, and of course don't forget about the jumpscare in a tiny pond.
 
In this weeks episode the writers OC Daniel Shagson tries to fulfill his promise to his dead wife (ignoring how quickly he got over her with Miss Ego Death.) By reclaiming the baby, well it just so happens Daniel has a list and his friend Bray'tac knows about stuff. Together they can find the baby.
While searching for the baby, Daniel for yes this is a Daniel episode. Must choose between his wife, his wife's kid and the chance that he might yet get to acheive what that one guy on Grand Designs wanted to do. He might be able to fuck mother nature itself
 
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Your Local Kistune Hope Frayorl
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Guest Storm
 

S3E18.5: Fast Five (preview)

Full Episode on Le Patreon.
 
I am so sorry, I posted it, saw it was live and left it. Only for there to be no file attached
 
Greetings Listeners. We called you here into this warehouse in the middle of Rio, because we are getting out of this podcast business. To get out we have to do a heist. Mr Crimes is the biggest crim lord in Rio and we have to rob him.
 
Also The Rock is here, being The Rock. So we get a showdown between Riddick and The Rock.
Look the movie is bad. But we all had fun
 
Featuring:Your Local Kistune Hope Frayorl
Blaze Solaris
Storm
Zofia
Our Regular hosts busy involved in Car based Shenanigans
The Ice Queen herself Sierra Frost
Ryan

S3E18.25 - New Ground: Star trek the NextZZZ Beef Teryaki

Sorry it's late. People are sick/away. So here's a new form episode that will be patreon only in the future.
 
In this loose form hour of power. The crew continue to make actionable threats, avoid talking about last weeks episode of Stargate. Star Trek, Fallout and DJ Trump are on the talking table. Also the difference between punching a Nazi in the face and punching him in the Dick. We also ask the question is your politician hot and are unisex toilets a threat to women?
 
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S3E18 - New Ground

Teal'c spends most of this episode blind inside of a cave until he perfectly Han Solos a bunch of dudes while still mostly blind.We return to the season 3 mines to yet again find slag instead of any precious metals here, but Hope assures us that good episodes are coming and season 4's banger after banger are right around the corner. For now Mr. Never Appearing Again gets a job at the SGC for hiding in a cave with Christopher Judge while the rest of the gang is getting clicker trained to become submissive and breedable in their little dog cages. I think that's what happened.Honestly, we just spent most of this episode riffing because there is absolutely nothing to talk about.
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S3E17 - Shades of Gray

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How could he do this to us? How could Colonel Jack O'Neill, our beloved favourite son who has never done anything wrong in his life, betray our trust like this? When the Tollans refuse to share their weapons technology with the people of Earth, Jack comes up with the very British solution. Just fuckin' knick it mate. It's fine, don't worry they just leave one of their weapon disabling devices sitting in a wall outlet that you can just take. Look, if no one is guarding it and it isn't locked, it's free. Not sure why the Goa'uld didn't just take it when they were there, but oh well.For the millionth time, Jack is punished by being forced into retirement. Everyone is very upset at him. He's mean to Daniel and makes him cry. That's not okay. Everything seems like O'Neill will be drinking himself to oblivion until the end of time...until our best buddy Mayborne pulls out his best French anti-smoking ad kneel to bring our boy into the Special Crimes Division.I can't believe they just invented Evil SG-1.
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S3E16 - A Hundred Days

This was almost a Hope-free episode due to internet outages, but we got her in near the end!In this episode, Jack O'Neill is stranded on an alien planet where one of the locals uses a mind-altering substance in order to...oh for fucksake, we're doing this again? I'm really sorry, but one of the writers really just has a thing for Jack just being more or less sexually assaulted by women on other planets and forced into like a weird relationship with them. It's supposed to be portrayed as...romantic, I guess?Also, Teal'c gets stuck in a hole and can't drill his way out in like 4 hours. Jack can fish him out with a shovel and pickaxe, though. I think someone should have taught Kratos how to use the drill.
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S3E15.5 - Stalker (1979) PREVIEW

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After the mess that was one of the worst episodes of the series, we decompressed a little by watching a nice and easily digestable film. Nah, just kidding. We watched Stalker, the 1979 film adaptation of the Strugatsky novel Roadside Picnic. Hey, it's a good movie. Sierra wants to explore cinema from more countries, so where better to pick than one that no longer exists. We should watch more Soviet films. They were cooking something there. At least you'd hope so considering how long those bread lines were.Today we learn that the Russian man longs to run away from his family, his nagging wife, and artistically sepia toned life to hang out with a bunch of dudes in a field in Estonia. Join the apparently three sexiest men in the Soviet Union, who all look like your weird balding uncle, go increasingly more insane as they crawl through sewer pipes and get every kind of cancer filming near an Estonian chemical plant. Woke Hollywood would never kill their actors for art. Don't look up the John Wayne Genghis Khan movie. Obey the will of the Zone. Respect the Zone. Follow the instructions of the Stalker. Above all else, remember that the person who told you to play on Master difficulty because it's actually easier was spreading Imperialist Western propaganda to stop you reaching your true desires in The Room. Can a Russian leave the Zone? I don't know, but they sure as hell better fucking leave Ukraine already.
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S3E15 - Urgo

I hated this episode. This episode made me want to do bad things. I think Blaze and Ryan felt the same away about it!In this episode, the gang is forced to have an SNL comedian inserted into their brain that will not shut the fuck up no matter what they try. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sure you're normally a funny guy when you don't have...this script. SG-1 enter the Stargate expecting a tropical beach paradise, but are instead gifted with amnesia followed by the aformentioned curse of balding man.
While we've seen some stinkers, but this is undeniably the worst we've seen since Omoroca. This really is a mixed bag of a show, but this is par for the course with a lot of weekly shows like this. Especially when you have a low budget sci-fi show with high ambitions that needs to occasionally phone one in to actually be able to afford to make the rest of the show. Things can only get better this season, I assume.
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S3E14 - Pretense

Order in the court! It's time for another courtroom episode, this time heavily apeing on the 1989 Star Trek TNG Episode "The Measure of a Man". Crash landing on the planet of smug pricks who think they're better than us, Skaara returns from the worm mines. Here we have to ask one very important question. When a worm steals your brain, is it your brain or the worm's? RFK Jr. is eagerly awaiting the outcome of this case.Our favourite SG crew has to argue for Skaara to have his bodily autonomy back as the Goa'uld say "nuh uh". Behind the scenes, the Go'auld may not be here on good faith, which is something we are completely shocked about. The Goa'uld would be dishonest? No, not the body snatching worm people! I don't believe it. Stop accusing them of being up to no good.
 
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