Stargate Oversight

Bonus Month 2 Episode 1 - Lupin the Third (2014)

More like Lupin the Turd amirite
 
For our first episode of our off season between seasons 2 and 3 of Stargate, we have the 2014 live-action Lupin the Third movie. Our idea of a theme for these was going to be a month of movies that were not in English. So naturally, Hope decided to make her pick for this be a movie that is in English. Love you, bestie. If you're a fan of the Lupin the Third franchise, I can assure you that is a movie that exists. That's about it. You probably won't enjoy this.
What we have here is a run of the mill heist movie that has very little to do with Lupin. There's definetly some guys in the movie called Lupin, Fujiko, Jigen, and Goemon. Zenigata is here too, I guess. However, the bulk of the movie covers the gay romance (don't @ me) between Lupin and the writer's OC do not steal called Michael. He's so cool. He's like Lupin but BAD!
After Michael kills an old British guy, everyone tries to track him down because he stole a necklace. A second old guy gets the necklace. They team up against him. Pretty straight forward plot, but it's made quite weird by the fact that this is an entirely Japanese cast who have been made to speak English for no reason. Sorry to the actors who were in this, but it is very clear that this is a language that you do not speak. Then again, there are a couple British and Australian actors who also seem to speak English as though they don't understand it either. Also, a bunch of the English is ADR, so this is their best take.
 
In spite of all the problems with this movie, Zenigata was cast perfectly. I have no problems with him at all.
 
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New Years Special. S2B6 - In Memorium: Full English Breakfast (full episode)

Happy New Year. Enjoy a freebie on us, from the Patreon as we're all too busy to record this week
 
Content Warning: Racism, Torture, Misogyny/Extreme Violence towards women
 
This was a mistake. This was a horrible mistake.
Recently, a dearly beloved hero of the British people passed away. "Celebrity Gangster" Dave Courtney, who made a name of himself by pretending to have been a reformed ruthless criminal with tales of Chinese restaurant sword fights. Worse than any of these crimes that he may, or may not, have commited was the one that he subjected onto us personally. He was in a movie. Actually, he was in several movies, but this is the one that we picked. What a movie it was.
2014's Full English Breakfast, directed by beloved NHS commercial director Manish Patel, is the absolute most dogshit attempt at a Guy Ritchie movie any of us have ever seen. Be prepared for bad overdubbing, the most low budget Half-Life stock sounds you've ever heard, racism, Metal Gear Solid discourse (again), and extreme misogyny. Hope blames me for this one, but she planted the seed in my head here.
Seriously. Don't ever watch this movie. It's awful.
 
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Special Guest: Imber!

Christmas 2023 Special - Under Siege 2

Welcome to the Stargate Oversight Boxing Day Special! Since this festive day is named after a combat sport, how appropriate it is that we have the master of Aikido and historic allegations of sexual misconduct to talk about today. Join us as we discuss the absolute dogshit movie that is Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Holy shit, is this a bad movie. No one can act, Seagal is Seagal as usual, and he's noncing on his co-stars. Good luck suing us for telling the truth about you, shithead, you're hiding in Russia with your bitch boy friend.
Our Aikido Master Navy Seal Chef is back! Terrorists hijack a train to steal a satellite or some bullshit. Also, Mike from Breaking Bad was in the movie I guess.
This movie is like a bingo card for bigotry. We have misogyny and racism for everyone as a little festive treat. I hope you enjoy this absolute train wreck of a movie that I personally believe is worse than any train wreck caused Norfolk Southern.
 
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S2 Finale - Into the Future

Okay, this is technically Season 3 Episode 1, but it is the finale for our purposes.
 
So, it turns out that we didn't really go to the future! Last episode, our crew discovered that the Goa'uld were operating a fake Cheyenne Mountain complex and escaped from captivity. Alas, their escape was cut short as they discover Hathor was behind all of this all along! We were left with a cliffhanger to will they submit to her? (this would work on Frosty) Will she force one of them to take a Goa'uld and become one of them.Back at the real Cheyenne Mountain, Teal'c left SG-1 to find his people and mount a resistance against the Goa'uld. Bill Clinton really hates our crew, huh?
Between Teal'c's efforts to build a resistance group and the small SG team backup sent to rescue SG-1, Hathor must be taken down at all costs. Damn, if only we had some kind of Tok'ra insider. If only there was one obvious character who was their insider. That would be incredibly convenient. What would be even more convenient would be if Hathor had no object permanence, ADHD, and an insistance to constantly leave scenes for no reason.
 
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S2E21 - Out of Mind

Hope: haha wouldn't it be funny if I got the episode names teh wrong way round.... as a joke JKJKJK.... I did. Lol enjoy hearing next weeks ep earl;y for the first hour
 
Almost girls' night! Ryan joined us in the end, however. We wouldn't want him to miss the first part of the finale of season 2.In the near future of 2077, Stargate Command have turned into weird cosplayers who engage in CBT (decide which) with their soldiers. Frozen in cryostasis since the year 1999, Colonel Jack O'Neill awakens to learn that he is the only survivor of SG-1. In order to process what happened, to find out who froze him, we have to go through a clip show episode to remember everything about the fun dudes we've met in the show. I thought it was a really bold move to kill almost the entire main cast and the end of the second season, but we'll see how it goes.
Daniel Jackson awakens to learn that he is the only survivor of SG-1. In order for the SGC to learn how to defeat the Goa'uld, we have to go through a clip show episode to remember everything about the fun dudes we've met in the show. I thought it was a really bold move to kill almost the entire main cast and the end of the second season, but we'll see how it goes.
Captain Samantha Carter awakens to learn that she is the only survivor of SG-1. In order for the SGC to figure out which Goa'uld leader poses the greatest threat, we have to go through a clip show episode to remember everything about the fun dudes we've met in the show. I thought it was a really bold move to kill almost the entire main cast and the end of the second season, but we'll see how it goes.
Feel like something shady might be going on here.
 
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S2B7 - The Final Problem

This is a preview of a bonus episode aavailable on our patreon for $3.50
 
Have you ever been sissy hypnoed so hard that you forget members of your own family? Whomst among us. For this bonus episode, Hope decided to torture us all by making us watch and discuss the BBC Sherlock finale. Frosty had not seen it before and holy shit was it bad. How can a show that was already mediocre fall off so hard? Well, let me tell you how! You need only a list of simple ingredients: misogyny, the world's worst Saw traps, deliberate fan alienation, magic, and more misogyny. In the humble opinion of this podcast, never let Moffat write a television show ever again.In addition to discussing how mad this episode made all of us, we also discuss the bizarre fan reaction and conspiracy theories of cope surrounding the possibility of a mysterious secret hidden true finale to come in the future. It's okay, everyone. Your favourite show just sucked and you're realising it now. Join us for the dumbest episode of television ever. A plot that can only work because Mycroft apparently decided to sniff glue and drink copious amounts of paint thinner. Yes, sure, let's let my magic hypnosis sister meet the world's most dastardly super criminal for a chat because she Twitters really good. Sorry, Xs really good.
 
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Special Guest: Blaze

S2E20 - 1969

Extended cut of this episode available on Patreon.
 
Woahhhh it's a time travel episode! I've just spoiled it for you in the first sentence like I'm the TV Guide, which is a thing that Frosty is definetly old enough to remember. Just like fondly remembering the TV Guide, it's time for us to explore the past and experience nostalgia for the 1960s where you could apparently just dress like that.
It's 1969, an important year in the history of the United States. You might remember this as the year that NASA pretended to land on the moon with an overly elaborate studio recording designed to make us all believe that space exists and the Earth is spherical. We all know it's an undefineable, non-euclydean shape.
Honestly, this is just a really fun episode.
 
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S2E19 - Show and Tell

Extended cut of this episode available on Patreon.
 
We just can't get enough of absolutely weird episodes this season, can we? This episode of Stargate SG-1, our favourite loveable crew of war criminals encounter an old adversary of theirs that they seem destined to always fight. No, we aren't talking about the Goa'uld. We're talking about something far, far more sinister. Child acting.
Our episode begins with an unauthorised gate activation, which is how every season 2 episode begins now, and a little surprise is delivered to us. A random small child in a fursuit has come to sow destruction to the family unit of the United States along with his invisible bug mother, which the woke crowd are forcing us to consider the child's actual mother. It's okay, 2/3 of this podcast are allowed to make these jokes.
Jack O'Neill is constantly reminded of his dead child. We get returning guest stars the Tok'Ra. But best of all, we get the greatest returning champion of them all; bad decision making.
 
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S2B6 - In Memorium: Full English Breakfast

This is a preview of a bonus episode aavailable on our patreon for $3.50
 
Content Warning: Racism, Torture, Misogyny/Extreme Violence towards women
 
This was a mistake. This was a horrible mistake.
Recently, a dearly beloved hero of the British people passed away. "Celebrity Gangster" Dave Courtney, who made a name of himself by pretending to have been a reformed ruthless criminal with tales of Chinese restaurant sword fights. Worse than any of these crimes that he may, or may not, have commited was the one that he subjected onto us personally. He was in a movie. Actually, he was in several movies, but this is the one that we picked. What a movie it was.
2014's Full English Breakfast, directed by beloved NHS commercial director Manish Patel, is the absolute most dogshit attempt at a Guy Ritchie movie any of us have ever seen. Be prepared for bad overdubbing, the most low budget Half-Life stock sounds you've ever heard, racism, Metal Gear Solid discourse (again), and extreme misogyny. Hope blames me for this one, but she planted the seed in my head here.
Seriously. Don't ever watch this movie. It's awful.
 
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Special Guest: Imber!

Public Release S1B7 Soft Ticket to Silicone and Steroids

Told you there was another Anniversary gift to comeIt's time for yet another bonus! This time was Ryan's pick, so you can blame him for whatever this movie was. We took a look at an 80s... uhh...classic(?) Hard Ticket to Hawaii in which the world's worst DEA agents take down some kind of drug ring ruled by a white guy from Hong Kong with weird vibes. There's also a deadly toxic snake in there somewhere. Honestly, the plot doesn't matter in the slightest. This whole thing is just a vehicle for gratuitous scenes showing naked women mixed with some bad practical effects and even worse acting.There's also a skateboard
 
And remember, the GEP Gun is always the best weapon to pick at the start.
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