Stargate Oversight

S2E15 - A Matter of Time

Hey, it's time for a sciencey episode about science and black holes and stuff. I sure don't get any of that nerd crap, but the SGC have recruited Dr GBroatic from the Dutch Pentagon to rate this episode of Stargate's scientific accuracy on matters of space, black holes, time dilation and all that good stuff. The rest of us continue to make dumb jokes because we're idiots.
On this episode of Stargate, our crew does a fucky-wucky and accidentally opens a Stargate to a planet that is being gobbled up by an exploding star! That's what we in the business like to call "not good". Forced to leave an SG team to get crushed to death violently and with the gate refusing to close, the full combined might of the SGC and the United States government need to figure out how to stop the entire Earth from being gobbled up.
And Frosty is under strict orders to make NO JOKES about Dutch people. We don't need an international incident.
 
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S2E14 - The 5th Race

Oh damn! You know what time it is? That's right, it's time for a GOOD EPISODE!
We return to the sacred rock texts from the naked man planet where we finally decide to read them I guess? Daniel deciphers some co-ordinates that brings SG-1 to a strange enclosed cube where it looks like they're about to be become Fukouna Shoujo 03 (don't google) until Jack gets gobbled up by the wussy that's dangerously too good and he starts speaking fucked up Latin.
At all costs, we must save Jack before his brain explodes from all the alien knowledge in his mind. Also, Carter gets a sunburn I guess.
 
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S2E13 - Touchstone

Alright, listen up everyone. You have a secret mission courtesy of the Stargate Oversight Podcast Join Chiefs of...yeah whatever. We got a little bit of American Imperialism to talk about again folks. Remember the last episode where we did the Native Americans? What if we just sorta...did it again with just this time the generic stereotype of "primitive tribe". Our good boys and girls of the SGC want to study a mysterious piece of technology given to a group of people on a new planet they've come into contact with. Basically, it's a magical gem that controls the weather. However, when they return to ask permission to study it, it's already gone! Who could possibly have taken it? Yeah, it's America. But the bad Americans, not the good ones in the military.
Troops good. Politicians and spies bad. You know the drill.
 
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S2B5 John Watson is a London Taxi Preview

This is a preview of a bonus episode aavailable on our patreon for $3.50From the moment you opened this podcast I have used my superior powers of deductive reasoning to deuce that you the listener are confused and bambozled and haven't read my twitter.The upturned corners of your mouth the creases of your brow. I whom have attuned to every quivering data point can see an interpretate that. Also you're wearing your girlfriends bra. You do know you can try estrogen for 30 days to see if you like the mental changes before the physical ones begin.
Anyway. Because my assistant Ryan Watson got kidnapped, we lost the Jonathan Creek bonus episode (we lost an audio track to Podcastle) and couldn't record a replacement because I SherHope Holmes was busy chewing on girls necks like they were blue steak. Ryan was kidnapped. And Arcticia was stuck somewhere in London in a Taxi running up fees.
So instead I bravely recruited two random girlfriends to help me with this episode.Join us as discuss whether the London Tube system acutally exists, How Afghanistan looks an awful lot like Hereford base and how the fuck John Watson was allowed to keep his Service weapon
and of course watch as we run up the Sherlock is a Dick numbers. At least 5
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S2E12 - Spirits

Ruh-roh it's the smallpox blankets episode.
Y'all remember a group of people called the Native Americans? I heard the United States and its military had very good relations with them, because their Thanksgiving thing couldn't be like weird shallow imperialist propaganda or anything. This episode, the Stargate writers tackled historical analogies to the US history of exploiting the lands of Native American people and slaughtering them.
What lessons did they learn from search atrocities? Well...
 
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S2E11 - The Tok’Ra Part 2

And now as promised, it's time to press that "resolve the plot" button!
After last week's homoerotic tensions between MacGyver and a man with an orb, we return to the super secret resistance base of the Tok'Ra, the secret Goa'uld resistance group that does approximately something between jack and shit. But threats from within appear as a looming Goa'uld invasion appears with questions on how they discovered the super secret crystal caves.
All the while, the gang is trying to figure out how to free their people while trying to mend diplomatic ties with a potential new ally. Why do they even want to allign with the Tok'Ra? I don't know, they're not really that good at anything.
We also see Sam's dad again, the man who is just very happy to be included and meet aliens. Honestly, I feel this guy. I'd be like him with the opportunity to meet some aliens.
 
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S2E10 - The Tok’Ra (Part 1)

It's time for the big two parter special. After finally being hyped up for the whole season, it's time we meet the Tok'Ra. These badass, Goa'uld resistance fighters must be pretty cool, I bet. I really hope it's not just 20 guys in a cave sniffing their own farts without much of an ability to do anything useful. That couldn't be the case. Not at all.
Carter experiences visions of Jolinar's memories that allow them to find where the Tok'ra are currently hiding and pay them a visit in the Stargate. Along the way we meet new friends, embark on a journey of dubious polyamory, and dying dads. We've got it all here, folks. Join us as Frosty enters this episode with a more mild attitude towards the Tok'ra as she descends slowly into being blackpilled about their uselessness by Ryan.
Everything happens this episode in Part 1. Next week, you will get to see them press the big "solve the plot" button. Exciting!
 
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S2B4 - Hitman (2007)

This is a preview of the bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of our Patreon.
This movie sucks. This movie is sucks. This movie sucks. See, Frosty thought that since this wasn't the 2017 Hitman movie that got heavily memed on for being bad, it might just be a slightly average bad adaptation that we could all have a little chortle at. No, it just sucks. Not only does it suck, it's all transphobic. Incredible. I certainly did not have that on my bingo card, nor did I have the apparent land border between Turkey and Russia. This movie must be so advanced Turkish propaganda that it's even pretending Armenia isn't real.
I am truly sorry for my crimes against humanity here.
In other news, we will be addressing some changes in a few episodes on the Podcast, but I want to make a special note here that Stargate Oversight stands with the SAG-AFTRA and WGA strikes happening right now. Workers deserve to be treated and compensated fairly and if they lose, movies are going to get a whole lot fucking worse.
 
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S2E8 - Secrets

It's now the episode that was supposed to come out last week!Join us for a repeat of the last wife episode, but this time with a whole new limited edition Daniel Jackson flavour. Having been a year since the events of Children of the Gods, it is now time for Daniel to return to Abados and deliver the bad news on his failure to meet his promise to rescue Sha're. However, an unexpected surprise awaits them as they arrive. It's Teal'c being less misogynistic somehow this episode.
Meanwhile, our B plot follows Sam and Jack as they are set to receive a medal from the President of the United States himself. Should just be a nice simple ceremony where nothing bad happens and nobody gets Jamal Kashoggi'd.
 
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S2E9 - Bane

Yes, I know we skipped an episode. Secrets is coming next week instead because Hope needs longer to edit that one! We do reference it in this episode, but don't worry! Bane is a filler episode anyway.
We're once again returning to our buddies in Cheyenne Mountain to witness the Kafkaesque machinations of the United States military. No, we're not talking about the concept of bureaucracies that are intentionally difficult to understand and navigate, but Kafka in the literal "you are turning into a bug" sense! On a mysterious visit to a dead civilisation that gives us a glimpse into London, Venice, and Miami in about 20 years, our boy Teal'c gets stung by the big bug that makes you very sweaty.
Returning to a familiar plot beat in the series, Teal'c must escape the Pentagon who really want to study and dissect the only black member of the main cast. He's running! He's bugging! He wanders into the bad side of town where everyone is waiting around every street corner to pounce on you and be incredibly welcoming to you.
 
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